Smells Like Toilet Spirit
“I fully endorse this ultra-lightweight toilet. Trust me. I’m on television.” Ah, don’t you just love that new toilet smell? Sure, it doesn’t really have a smell, but, much like non-fat yogurt and...
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“I can stop using it any time I want.” Let’s make a deal. You stop fussing, and I’ll let you hold The Precious. But only for a few seconds. We both know that, when put into the wrong hands, especially...
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